Amor Deliria Nervosa

I think it’s probably a good idea to have dinner before I watch Hannibal tonight.

And before anyone asks no I’m not having fucking square sausages I hate you all.

shadowhuntersofhogwarts:

wearejohnlocked:

MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE SCOTLAND DONT HAVE SQUARE SAUSAGES EXCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION 

Why would you want square sausages though?

I don’t think you understand how much I can’t comprehend someone needing an actual reason to want to eat square sausages.

Anonymous asked: PHOTO OF SQUARE SAUSAGES OR THEY DONT EXIST

WHAT BUT I??

I DONT HAVE ANY IN MY HOUSE BUT I CAN GOOGLE IT I GUESS

HERE’S ONE IN A ROLL

HERE ARE SOME IN A FRYING PAN

IDK I JUST FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

jmkitsune:

steven moffat and mark gatiss at their first jobs!

MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE SCOTLAND DONT HAVE SQUARE SAUSAGES EXCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION 

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

winchesterlicious:

mama, just killed a man

pulled a knife across his throat

served him for dinner, told a joke

Why does no one talk about the fact that Benedict Cumberbatch’s mom was in Doctor Who?

cumbermums:

ivyeyed:

seriously

Always reblog the original Cumbermum :)

captainlucifer:

walk up in the crossroads like what up i want a big cock