I think it’s probably a good idea to have dinner before I watch Hannibal tonight.
And before anyone asks no I’m not having fucking square sausages I hate you all.
MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE SCOTLAND DONT HAVE SQUARE SAUSAGES EXCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION
Why would you want square sausages though?
I don’t think you understand how much I can’t comprehend someone needing an actual reason to want to eat square sausages.
Anonymous asked: PHOTO OF SQUARE SAUSAGES OR THEY DONT EXIST
WHAT BUT I??
I DONT HAVE ANY IN MY HOUSE BUT I CAN GOOGLE IT I GUESS
HERE’S ONE IN A ROLL

HERE ARE SOME IN A FRYING PAN

IDK I JUST FEEL LIKE MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
One does not simply scrolls past Cumberbatch’s smile
No. No they don’t.
You must stop. And linger. And you must smile back (though do finish your mouthful of crisps first) before you can continue to scroll. It’s the law.
My heart just-
literally the best smile/giggle ever
(Source: cumbercolllective)
steven moffat and mark gatiss at their first jobs!
(Source: basnad)
MY MUM JUST TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE SCOTLAND DONT HAVE SQUARE SAUSAGES EXCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT TO PROCESS THIS INFORMATION
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
mama, just killed a man
pulled a knife across his throat
served him for dinner, told a joke
Why does no one talk about the fact that Benedict Cumberbatch’s mom was in Doctor Who?
seriously
Always reblog the original Cumbermum :)
walk up in the crossroads like what up i want a big cock
- me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
- *takes photo*
- me: oh thats why
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.
(Source: deanhasthetardis)







